The Nuns Took Me In: The Candy Shorts Series, Episode by Episode

What The Nuns Took Me In is about

You are caught out by a storm with nowhere to go, and the nearest refuge is an isolated chapel. Two nuns live there, cut off from the world, and you are the first man to cross their threshold in a very long time. They offer you shelter. They have also been waiting a long while for company, and their idea of hospitality is far from what their vows would suggest.

The setup is gothic comedy with a wink: a storm outside, a chapel far from anywhere, two women with years of pent-up curiosity, and you, the soaked traveler, stuck until the weather breaks. Because the story addresses you directly, the welcome is aimed straight at you. The comedy lives in the contrast between the solemn setting and the hosts’ very unsolemn plans. Candy lists Darkangel666 as the lead, a name that tells you how seriously to take all this.

What sets it apart

The Nuns Took Me In is openly irreverent, and that is its selling point. It borrows the trappings of gothic horror, a storm, a lonely chapel and a stranger at the door, and swaps the dread for mischief. Candy groups it with Sworn to the Queen and Pleasure Island under Fantasy & Period, which tells you it is meant as fantasy, not realism. The setup is also a trio from the start, two hosts and one guest, rather than a one-on-one affair. And it puts you at the mercy of your hosts: you are the outsider who needs their goodwill, and they set the terms of your stay. Episode 1 runs 1:01, about as long as the typical Candy opener, which makes it a fast test of whether the joke lands for you.

Who it’s for — and who should skip it

• Come in from the rain if you like gothic atmosphere played for laughs and a sense of humor about forbidden things.
• Stay for the night if a second-person, stranger-in-a-storm setup appeals.
• Keep walking if religious imagery in an adult story bothers you; the whole premise is built on it.
• Try something else if you want a romance with a slow build; this is a comic setup, not a love story.

The Nuns Took Me In episodes

Is The Nuns Took Me In free?

Partly. Episode 1 of The Nuns Took Me In is free without an account, episode 2 with a free account, and episodes 3–5 cost 12 tokens each (36 in total). If you go Premium, a single month of included tokens cover every paid episode of The Nuns Took Me In.

How explicit is The Nuns Took Me In?

Our rating for The Nuns Took Me In peaks at 3/5 — partial nudity — and never reaches explicit, with partial nudity from episode 3. Candy keeps fully explicit stories in its Spicy tier, and The Nuns Took Me In is a standard title. How we rate heat.

Full episodes: where to watch The Nuns Took Me In

Every episode of The Nuns Took Me In lives on Candy’s own site, nowhere else. Whatever circulates on other sites is a copy of the free previews at best. One click takes you to The Nuns Took Me In on Candy.

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The cast

• Darkangel666AI character · lead · 4 series

Our verdict

A stormy night, an isolated chapel and two nuns with very worldly ideas: watch it if that makes you grin rather than wince. Skip it if religious themes in adult fiction feel off-limits. The premise is a single strong joke, so the paid episodes are worth it if the tone lands in the free ones; at the standard rate, the risk is small.